Quick Question...

Do people read this or do I just write this nonsense for no reason...?

Get at me.

Mr. Chopstix

Quick overview of yesterday:

1. Wake up drunk at 8:00 A.M. and get on bus to Windsor Castle

2. Take the "speedy" tour of the castle, grab a burger and leave

3. Come home, sleep till like 8:00 P.M.

4. Hit up Simply Chicken (the spot)

5. Drunk again

6. Go to oxygen (euro club) and dance dance dance

7. Get our jackets stolen :( and get super pissed (Justin freaks out)

8. 5 minutes later...Justin finds our jackets!! and the night is awesome again

9. Back to club hoppin p poppin...

10. Chopstix drunk food it is, long bus rides it is, pre-arranged housing it is...

and thats it

Lemme lemme upgrade ya

Beyonce speaks the truth.  The other day me and my roomies got super upgraded cause our hot water wasnt working and now we live in the penthouse.  Its pretty dope, 3 bed 3 bath and a dope porch.  Besides that tonight we all went to our first football game (soccer for you naive americans).  It was real tight, Chelsea vs Middlesborough, and our seats were soo close.  Note to self, dont order heineken at chelsea stadium cause its real flat and semi warm.  Oh and we found this awesome tv channel that basically just has topless women 24/7 and we like that haha.  I'd write more but im not gettin many good ideas from my facebook chat blog helper... Stay tuned till next time ill be sure to make some funny shit go down.

Pocket full of stinkies

To wrap the weekend up i've decided to write a haiku:

London is my spot,

fifty pounds is what i got,

i ride the tube...bitch

Oh and heres a picture of me getting and electric shock--->

Gravity

Its been a few days but here I am so dont worry. So last week classes started and they all seem decent, not really as easy as I thought but whatever. So wednesday we all went to this euro club called punk and it was pretty whack. Dranks were wayy to expensive and tasted like water. The night ended once again with me and heffe (jaffe) in prearranged doin some grubbin. WHO ATE MY FUCKING BAGELS? I duno Big Bird maybe you did... Anyways thursday we found this pub that was dirt cheap and I met this dood from Manchester whos cousin plays for Man U which is sick and he told me he could hook me up with bomb bomb tickets. Last night we decided to wander a little bit and we hit up a subway so that jaffe could eat meal number 2309430932 before we went out. It was pretty funny cause he wanted to order just hot chicken on a sub but the guy (huge dickhead) said he couldnt get it hot without getting bacon. So then jaffe said fine can i have a chicken bacon ranch with no bacon and the guy was like no. And jaffe got in his face and it was quite hilarious. From there we went to walkabout, primarily american club, and it was pretty bad...they were like playing showtunes but people were gettin roudy. We prolly stayed for 20 minutes and peaced out cause it just wasnt our scene. We finally went to Verve, another real euro bar/club, and danced a little but then this huge guy started creeping on me really tough and he wanted a piece but i wasnt gonna give it to him (picture posted above). We left quickly because it was a doodfest and because our friend got her phone/camera jacked so we bounced. Tonights gonna be fun i can tell...

Sports Cafe and Marshall Gets me Slapped

So, to start, ill tell a quick story for ma boy marshall...the obama lover.  The other night me and jeffe...jaffe in french...went to courtneys place to drank and there was this redhead kid.  He worked for obama so i was like oh well um do u know this kid marshall spevak? and he just stares at me (and his eyes are fucking huge) and slaps me across my face as hard as he could.  I was just like wtf mate and hes like oh dammn sorry but i know marshall and i was like your fuckin gay and that was it.  Tonight we went to sports cafe ( a bar with mad americans gettin drunk and actin like retards.)  And the hyphyness went down down.  1.50 pound brews and me and jaff decided to chug a lug.  It wasnt long until American Girl (Alyssa..your welcome) showed me some moves on the dancefloor and i busted moves like a fuckin pro.  Some black dood tried to make me look bad on the flo but i just busted out the 4 finger face move and he was like wooooah and backed the fuck up.  Later on some drunk chick was walking by me and was just like woooo im drunk and i was like wooooh yeah u are and 5 mins later she shows up with like 5 girls and tries to fight me but no worries cause thetha had my back.  To top the night off im taking a pee in the b room and the dood next to me definitely tried to stare my weiner down while i was peeing and it was real wierd.  Iight ill hit it up tomorrow after wednesday at roundabout..

The Dopest...

So last night, Saturday, was the best night here so far.  Me and Jaffe made our way to Leicester Square (pronounced Lester Square, yeah rickles...lester) and we went to this club called Oxygen.  It cost us 8 pounds to get in (like 13 bucks) but with that they gave us like 5 or 6 drink vouchers and we got real routy in da club...Tequila it is.  Shit started to get real hyphy when i look up at this plasma screen tv in this crazy euro dance club and the one and only Scott Mescudi, Kid Cudi for all yall rookies, came on.  It was so tight and i just started going nuts and like telling people he was my friend and my neighbor, hahah (which he is).  One thing led to another and I ended up on this like stripper pole (no homo) that was like above the crowd dancing with 2 chicks (1 american girl and 1 chick from europe (dont know where but she smelled real funky).  The night started to come to an end when we all walked outside and saw this little chinese restaurant called chopstix and courtney (friend o' mine) decided to ask some rando dood for a bite of his eggroll.  It was mad funny and he was like ehh okay mate.  I dont know how but somehow we ended up on a bus heading back to russell square (the right bus! yes!) and chilled at the syracuse dorms.  Jaffe prolly ate like 8 bowls worth of cereal at this chicks room and needless to say it was a long and slow walk back home which ended with us hurdling over some tall ass metal railings.  All in all the best night so far and im ready to get silly in the upcoming weeks...  Oh yeah and to make all yall a little jealous i just booked a roundtrip flight to dublin for 20 bucks... latttter