Sports Cafe and Marshall Gets me Slapped

So, to start, ill tell a quick story for ma boy marshall...the obama lover.  The other night me and jeffe...jaffe in french...went to courtneys place to drank and there was this redhead kid.  He worked for obama so i was like oh well um do u know this kid marshall spevak? and he just stares at me (and his eyes are fucking huge) and slaps me across my face as hard as he could.  I was just like wtf mate and hes like oh dammn sorry but i know marshall and i was like your fuckin gay and that was it.  Tonight we went to sports cafe ( a bar with mad americans gettin drunk and actin like retards.)  And the hyphyness went down down.  1.50 pound brews and me and jaff decided to chug a lug.  It wasnt long until American Girl (Alyssa..your welcome) showed me some moves on the dancefloor and i busted moves like a fuckin pro.  Some black dood tried to make me look bad on the flo but i just busted out the 4 finger face move and he was like wooooah and backed the fuck up.  Later on some drunk chick was walking by me and was just like woooo im drunk and i was like wooooh yeah u are and 5 mins later she shows up with like 5 girls and tries to fight me but no worries cause thetha had my back.  To top the night off im taking a pee in the b room and the dood next to me definitely tried to stare my weiner down while i was peeing and it was real wierd.  Iight ill hit it up tomorrow after wednesday at roundabout..