Religiosity

Today I went to Church... No not church church but this club called the church.  it was the most absurd place i have ever been to in my life.  basically we walk in, me and caitlin, and theres just mobs of people dressed in crazy outfits like masks and onesies and just super wierd shit dancing and going absolutely crazy.  im pretty sure every single person was completely black out and we felt like we needed to catch up in a hurry.  the bartender hands u a plastic bag with 3 of any beer u want and drinking it is.  Out of nowhere this magician jumps up on this huge stage and starts doing some of the dumbest magic ive ever seen. but then for some odd reason her top just flew off and she continued her magic set like nothing had changed.  quick after she finished her set the lights came back on and everyone just started dancing and drinking as fast as they could basically. then after about 5 minutes another stripper popped up on stage and started dancing.  it was the weirdest thing ever. most definitely the greatest place in the world

i took the road lest traveled and then i got raped

while waffle fries are delicious waffles and fries in brussels are insanely delicious.  I just got back in london from a dope trip to brussels, belgium.  me and justin took the train there, 2 hours, yesterday mornin and chilled all day in the city partied at night and bounced today.  we went to the museum of chocolate, and to this bar called delirium that has over 2000 beers.  we got tanked and then went over to this other bar to get the worst mohitos ever.  people thought we were gay because we walked around all day valentines day together and went to romantic places.  tommorrow, sunday,   were goin to this club called the church.  apparently its like some club that is only open from 12-5 on sundays and is just utter chaos...cant wait.  time to go start the night keep it real real

Oh Dam

Amsterdam was super insane...craziest place i've ever been.  We stayed at the Bulldog, a hostel, directly in the middle of the Red Light District.  At first I thought ehh it wont be that weird but let me tell you something...the red light district is filled with just about the wierdest people in the entire world and is the creepiest shit ive ever seen.  Women in windows, guys trying to fight you, the whole thing was wierd but interesting.  Our hostel was connected to a coffee shop, or the place were you go to get high.  Lots of people smoke in amsterdam and the language/people are hilarious.  For example, there are like all these rivers (they dutch call them channels), and we were getting directions to a museum and this crazy dutch women explained to us that it was "the schlecond schlannel on the right" or for what we interpreted as the english version "second channel on the right", but let me tell you it was super confusing and we often found ourselves roaming these crazy streets called like shiznkugelnipnip and freebergensticken.  We also thought it was funny to just start speaking jibberish at people in hopes thatt they would understand what we were saying.  Not gonna lie the trip was pretty much a daze but i do remember finding our way to the Roor store, which was an amazing find by heffe, and drinking absinthe.  I just got home and took a long shower...i've never felt so dirty in my life.

Sky High

Im goin to amsterdam tomorrow!!!! It might be a few daze....

Quick Question...

Do people read this or do I just write this nonsense for no reason...?

Get at me.

Mr. Chopstix

Quick overview of yesterday:

1. Wake up drunk at 8:00 A.M. and get on bus to Windsor Castle

2. Take the "speedy" tour of the castle, grab a burger and leave

3. Come home, sleep till like 8:00 P.M.

4. Hit up Simply Chicken (the spot)

5. Drunk again

6. Go to oxygen (euro club) and dance dance dance

7. Get our jackets stolen :( and get super pissed (Justin freaks out)

8. 5 minutes later...Justin finds our jackets!! and the night is awesome again

9. Back to club hoppin p poppin...

10. Chopstix drunk food it is, long bus rides it is, pre-arranged housing it is...

and thats it

Lemme lemme upgrade ya

Beyonce speaks the truth.  The other day me and my roomies got super upgraded cause our hot water wasnt working and now we live in the penthouse.  Its pretty dope, 3 bed 3 bath and a dope porch.  Besides that tonight we all went to our first football game (soccer for you naive americans).  It was real tight, Chelsea vs Middlesborough, and our seats were soo close.  Note to self, dont order heineken at chelsea stadium cause its real flat and semi warm.  Oh and we found this awesome tv channel that basically just has topless women 24/7 and we like that haha.  I'd write more but im not gettin many good ideas from my facebook chat blog helper... Stay tuned till next time ill be sure to make some funny shit go down.